Description

Nothing says “pious devotion” quite like substituting holy scripture with a 1996 pro-wrestling catchphrase rendered in gothic lettering. Wear this to your hip mega church on Sunday so everyone thinks you’re deeply connected to the good book. Just make sure they don’t read the bottom line (see what I did there?) and realize you’re paying homage to a drunken redneck brawler.

Product Specs:
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon.
0% Divine intervention.
Will not save your soul, but it will help you look cool smashing two beer cans together.

We don’t keep stock sitting around for indecisive people. You place an order, we put ink on cotton, and it gets mailed to you. Don’t hold your breath, or do. It makes no difference to us.