Description

This is merchandise for a university that only exists in a smutty book my wife is always talking about. We took the name of this fake, violent school and printed it on a shirt using a default collegiate font. Buying this will not initiate you into a shadow organization of obsessive billionaires. It is literally just a piece of fabric. I guess. You can wear it to the grocery store or use it to soak blood off of your kitchen floor. It makes no difference to me.

Product Specs:
60% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester fleece. 0% Accreditation.
Not responsible for the awkward looks you get while wearing it.
Oversized fit.

We don’t keep stock sitting around for indecisive people. You place an order, we put ink on cotton, and it gets mailed to you. Don’t hold your breath, or do. It makes no difference to us.