Arbitrary Tees.
We put graphics on cotton. You are under no obligation to own them.
They’re Just Shirts
Fabric shaped like a shirt that’s shaped like you. It communicates nothing about who you are, because a t-shirt is an object, not a personality trait. Put it on your body or leave it folded in a drawer.
The Shirts Are Soft
Tri-blend shirts. We like soft things, like cotton. But the shirts aren’t 100% cotton. They’re a tri-blend, but I said that already. We designed graphic files without a goal in mind and we transfer them onto cloth. When you ask us to. It covers your torso.
Weird Graphic Details
An image printed on the front. Or back. Or the sleeve. Look, there will be a graphic somewhere on the shirt. Buy the one you like. Or go buy a sandwich. Whatever.
Selected Inventory
A few items. They are made of fabric and ink. If you like the way one looks, buy it. If not, that is a normal response. I totally get it.
Here’s One Of Our Shirts
Would ya look at that sheep.
Not A T-Shirt
Look, I know tees is literally in our name but we have sweatshirts too. At least this one.
What?
You don’t need it, but you want it. And that’s the bottom line.
Consume
Look, a cute monkey on a t-shirt. You have to buy it!
This is where a customer testimonial should go. We aren’t going to put one here though. Most of these are fake anyway.
Made Up Guy
I love having my chest and stomach covered by t-shirts.
We Put Graphics On Shirts. You Put Them On Your Torso.
They’re just shirts. Pick the one you want. We’ll print it and mail it to you. This is so easy.