Description

To clarify, there is no club. There are no membership dues and absolutely no meetings. This shirt simply acknowledges that you enjoy the sport of basketball and that you would strongly prefer to be left alone. If you attempt to strike up a conversation with a person wearing this design, you have fundamentally misunderstood the garment.

Product Specs:
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon for an unathletic fit on unathletic people.
Will not improve your vertical or your jumper.
We’d prefer if you didn’t buy this one, honestly. We don’t wanna talk about it.

We don’t keep stock sitting around for indecisive people. You place an order, we put ink on cotton, and it gets mailed to you. Don’t hold your breath, or do. It makes no difference to us.