Description

Oh, look at you, right on cue. You’re being such a good consumer wasting your time shopping online. Go ahead and click buy on another shirt you don’t need while avoiding the things you actually need to do. Go ahead, clap your hands for your new shirt with a cute little monkey and feel proud of your predictable existence. Great job.

Product Specs:
50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
100% Obedient behavior.
Will not cure your FOMO.

We don’t keep stock sitting around for indecisive people. You place an order, we put ink on cotton, and it gets mailed to you. Don’t hold your breath, or do. It makes no difference to us.